Tom Brady Wants To Suck Your Blood (Because He’s A Vampire)
Tom Brady may have looked like Superman against the Jets on Monday Night Football. But if you noticed a cape flowing in the wind behind him, it’s because he’s a vampire rather than the Man of Steel. Brady, who was named as a spokesperson for Uggs last week, opted to dress in all dark clothes like some sort of ghoul in the night for his postgame interview after the Jets game. I think it’s probably his latest effort to horn in on “teen sensations.” First, it was Justin Bieber and now it’s Twilight.
Below is a video from his press conference.

